Spray tan, or tanning bed ?

well i have to admit. i dont spend hours outside playing in the sun anymore. Im having a grad. party in just a week. So on that note i need an alternative. I heard spray tans make you look orange.Tanning beds can leave lines, and also cause cancer. And then as far as lotions go, i dont have the time to wait for a lotion to kick in. Please help! - Allison